listening to: the new Cure ... beuuurrkkk.
(that is the sound for "puke")
brrrr. Holly is trying to trick me into starting a LIVE JOURNAL. it just makes me feel so dirty! she set one up for me, and I can't even understand how to make a new entry? I don't like how it's so dark and gay. (gay in the grade 4 way,not the homosexual way!)
She told me she'd pay me $15 if I started a LIVE JOURNAL, and I said "Clean my bathroom for me and we've got a deal!" she agreed, but after checking out that nightmare, I have decided to up my price to the bathroom AND the kitchen! thanks, buddy. That's the price you have to pay! If I do keep up with the LIVE JOURNAL (why do I always capitalize that?)thing, I will block so many people and write such shit about them... awesome.
Last night was really fun. After work I picked up one of those retarded pizzas that you bake in your oven, and i baked it in my oven for Veronica and Holly. Veronica dyed her hair and we all played "Go Fish" with those perverted Fresh Jive "happy sausage happy life" cards. Questions like, "do you have a guy with an afro with his dink slyly hanging out of his short shorts?" "no...go fish" "do you have a pair of black nipples?" "yessss..."
I could have played that for hours, but we went for a walk and got tea. then we we stopped back at my house for a second, and I noticed Creepy Chris Potter peeking through my window, and we went to the park with him and Josh.
Then we came home and read hilarious stories. You know, i'm starting to think that the things Holly & I think are funny actually ARE NOT funny...? Could this be?
Tonight is JESSICA'S 18th BIRTHDAY! as i understand it, we are going to go to the Night Gallery to celebrate, which will be fun. I know that I will see most of you there for sure, hey? awesome! the Night Gallery for birthday's is the funnest. Especially for 18th birthdays. Especially when I'm a 26 year old granny celebrating my pal's 18th birthday... way to make me feel old, Jessica Craighead. Also, what a great last name that is. I used to know this banger and his last name was Head. I thought that was awesome. I remember saying to my mom and dad, I was in like, grade 6, and we were all just at the dinner table, and I was like "you guys - isn't it funny that Rob's last name is Head? because he's a total Head Banger... neat, hey?" and they looked pretty sad to think that their kid (me) was such a duh yai!
Awesome. Other times I think to myself, "sweet Jesus, twyla. You're fucking great!"
xo
Twyla.
