ooh. a year ago I was at Pat's brothers wedding. what a funny time that was:
"...Patrick looked so handsome in his tuxedo, and was fairly well behaved until he started pretend-crying in the church, in the middle of the ceremony. myself and his uncles were cracking up..."
and
"...Pat danced for me and wiped out and fell on the dance floor and hit his head really hard and had muddy floor all over his face. then he told me how much he loved me, and that if I wasn't so lazy we'd be married someday... (*you're supposed to be laughing right now at the thought of Patrick telling ME how lazy I am, and how I'M THE TIME WASTER in this relationship...)anyway, I cleaned his face off, wiped his shirt off, brushed his pants off, and half carried/half dragged my pathetic yet charming boyfriend back up to our hotel room..."
He cheated on me shortly after that! NICE WORK!
last night I smoked a joint by myself and sat around the apartment looking at things. I have alot of things. I put on my headphones and listening to music through headphones is really different.
we're making a commercial, ron & I, and we're looking for a cute girl to be the star of it. please apply within!
twyla.
