listening to: Death From Above 1979
where did that "1979" come from and why? Didn't they just used to be called Death From Above? oh, so confused.
I can't wait to see them with BILLY TALENT and METRIC! it will be so great - Kortnay and I have arranged to be Partners in Crime that night.
Today I was out on a walk on my lunch break - my plan was to go to the 7-11 on 14th Street for a hot dog because that 7-11 has the best hot dogs in town. I ended up having a deli-style veggie sandwich from the Subway next door, because the hot dogs were, upon investigation, poor in quality. If you just tap the outside of the hot dog lightly with the tongs (preferably metal!)you will be able to tell good or bad hot dog based on the sound of the tap. And that is that. There is nothing worse than a poor hot dog. Also, you shouldn't keep your pets in the car on hot days. now THAT is a poor hot dog.
enough of the Dad Jokes, and onto more important things, like the SEX SHOP that i visited today.
After my sandwich, I walked to TADS. (Total Adult Discount Store). Don't ask me what possessed me to do this, but I just felt weird that I'm 26 years old and have never really frequented SEX SHOPS. Especially one so close to my house. Especially a DISCOUNT SEX SHOP. So I went in, and I just was laughing the whole time. The DISCOUNT part was hilarious. Like, think - THRIFT STORE FOR SEX STUFF. Really nasty. I did look at Vibrators and Dildo's, though, in all seriousness. I don't have one, and have never had one. Craig thinks that EVERY GIRL should have one, and he said that he's going to buy me one. Sick. Is this because I want to have sex all the time and he's sick of it, do you think? So I looked. If I get one, i do not want a Dildo, I would prefer a vibrator. Dildo is just big, giant dink? What's the point? Vibrator I guess at least DOES something. In the back of BUST Magazine (I used to read that shit when I worked at the Magazine shop, but i'd never pay for it - cRazy feminists!)I saw a cute one that was a little pink bunny and I guess his ears were "magical". that one would just be cute to just play with, not even in a "sexual" way.
If you have any advice for me on Vibrators before I make this giant leap, please advise. Even though I won't ever use it...if I can get superior action from my boyfriend whenever I want, why wouldn't I just do that?
ok. Is this way too much information?
then I saw Liz on her way home, and she was dressed in Business Outfit. Awesome! LIZBOT IS BECOMING A LADY!
I had a great day today: Sex Shop, Glenn/new BeatRoute, Zak/Kortnay...on and on!
xo Twyla.
