dudes.
what a fun night last night!
I got the best presents in the world:
mary-kate & ashley olsen pen, kitty comics, felix figurine, hello kitty candy's, delicious box of cupcakes, puppy/lamb/kitty/bunny puzzles, "cunto" panties, and some vinyl: Boston, Foreigner, RATT, Van Halen & Judas Priest! oh man. What a fantastic bunch of pals! and a giant cake with 27 Candles spelling out "twyla" (my name,i'm 27...get it? I know!)
I didn't get drunk, well - maybe I did a little bit.
Also exciting is that it was Megan's birthday too, so she was there with Monica, Mikey, Ashley, CJ, Markus & Steve. What a treat. I'm a decade -1 year older than Megan. Horrible.
Ashley told me that I'm a bitch, which was a bit of a shock, because really, I'm ther opposite of that. Sometimes I make fun of funny pants or when someone gets a parking ticket or something, but come on! who doesn't?
Bil just stood right beside me and and ripped the hugest fart, and I was like "oh...!" and he was like "what?" and I was like "WHAT? BIL!" and he was like "What?" and I was like "uh..." and then he just started killing himself laughing.
Happy Birthday to me,
Twyla.
